The tomb of goo-goo ga-ga do-do da-da
Dan is an archeologist. He is an average 38 year old man and likes to read books about things that were famous many years ago in his own time. One tuesday morning at work they went to the middle of the Sahara desert. They found a piece of land and started to dig it up with cranes. Soon after the archeologists started to use soft brushes. After they did that dan and his team of archeologists found a big, fat, grey, old door that has a piece of rope tied on the handle.
Dan un-ties the knot of rope carefully to open the door. Creeeeeeeeek crooooooooooook the door opened for the first time in 100,000 years.After Dan opened the tomb with his team of archeologists the took a peak in. when they opened the tomb door and looked inside they didn’t n see anything so they creeped inside of the tomb. The archeologists and dan saw a big cardboard box, they opened the box then they were surprised because there was another box. The opened the other box and then it kept on happening until there was a teeny tiny box. When they opened it there was another little box, but the archeologists and dan got really rage and threw it on the floor of the tomb.
After there little tantrum dan saw in the corner of his eye there was a phone. Next to it there was a code, the code was 1-3-2-5-4 and underneath that it said dial it onto the phone so they did. After things somehow appeared out of nowhere. Everything that came up was gold but old, like 100,100,100 years old. All the archaeologists were brushing it clean so they could see every single detail. Dan saw the one looked like it could be opened, so he opened it. He found a key in the golden box, he took the key out and found a door. He used the key to open the door and the room was full of gold treasure and cash.
Everything was fine but then the door of the secret gold treasure room slammed as hard as 2 million car doors. They tried opening the door but the door locked and there was no key hole so they were trapped. Dan got his phone and tried to call the police, the firmen and the ambulance but there was no signal. Just when they thought they were going to die of hunger and water Bobby one of his fellow archeologists had a hair clip. They were as lucky as winning the lottery because there was a little crack in the secret room door so it made way easier for them.
This was the toughest procedure ever because bobby only had one paper clip plus everyone was staring at him like they don't even know how to blink. The pressure was definitely on dan but with one try he opened the door and everyone was as scared as a mouse when a cat nearby but they weren't anymore because dan saved them. One of the archeologists had to stand in the doorway and hold it open so dan and his archeologists could see, clean and get to take them back to the museum.
Boom another problem occurs, this time it was the tomb. The tomb started to crumble on them and then they will be trapped all together with nothing and then they can’t see their families and friends. Crackle crash boom dan and everyone on his archeologists team was all trapped inside the tomb. There was a crack in the wall of grey and heavy boulders. Dan asked if everyone had a walkie talkie so he could use one of theirs because he lost his in the gold secret room trying to unlock the door. Mo another person in the team said that he did so he gave it to dan. Dan stuck the antennae of the walkie talkie out of the crack and then spoke into it and was talking to the people that used the cranes to move the huge boulders.
The big huge red cranes came but the cranes weren’t strong enough to move the fat boulders and if they tried to much there will be no more cranes for the archeologists and they will die anyway. So the crane drivers called the buldozers, 2 hours later the enourmous yellow buldozers came and… it is no use. Even the buldozers couldn’t pick them up and set the archeologists. Meanwhile back in the cave Dan he yelled out as loud as he could and it worked he yelled ‘if we push from inside and you guys pull from outside we could get out of here’. So then everyone in the archeologist team pushed then all the buldozers and cranes pulled from outside.
They all got out and called the choppers to come pick them up. After they got dropped off at New York the archeologists went straight to the mueseum with all the golden monuments including the gold box with the key to the secret tomb room. In 2 days the archeologists got really rich and were happy people and they went on to go back to the tomb of Goo-Goo Ga-Ga Do-Do Da-Da and went straight back in because there was no door. Instead of taking even more gold they replaced the gold that they took with the cash that they got from bringing the gold to the mueseum. Another 4 years past and every archeologist that was in that team forgot about even going to the tomb of Goo-Goo Ga-Ga Do-Do Da-Da and they lived happily ever after or did they.
One of them were really unlucky. The one unlucky archeologist was Boney Joe, Boney Joe was always miserable so he thought if he could stay with all of that cash and gold he would be the happiest man ever but he wasn’t, actually he was forgoten about until Dan the hero came back to go on another adventure. Boney Joe was actually lucky for once because Dan discovered that BJ was still there and Dan took him back to New York and to the hospital. BJ got better and was sad again plus lonely.
8 days after boney joe got out of hospital they went back to The tomb of goo-goo ga-ga do-do da-da but then got stuck again and since then never came out…. Exept for dan. Dan was sure that something bad was going to happen so he said ‘no’ to his team of archeologists but dan since he knew that something bad was going to happen he went to save them… AGAIN! This time it was really bad, the other archeologists were trapped in the roots were all the gold came out of and they were sinking. Dan quickly got the choppers to come and take him back to new york to get some turkey grease and a funnel. Chip chip chop chip the helicopter arrived back at the tomb and dan quickly rushed in. dan got the grease and poured a little bit of it into the funnel for everyone that was trapped. It didn’t work, infact everyone drank it all before it could reach the roots. Luckily he had some rope in his pocket. He told everyone to hold on the rope really tightly sand pulled them all out in one try because everyone in team combined ( exept dan ) is 6 kg. Plus the whole team ( exept for dan ) is 128 centre-metres in height and 2 centre-metres in width. For another time they were troubled. The gold started to go KABOOM! KAPOWEY! KABLOOEY! so then they went back to New York and went to the museum and asked the owner to get the gold treasures as far as possible. The owner of the museum asked ‘why would we need to get it away’ and the archeologists said ‘the gold will start to expload if it is kept over 28 degrees’. The owner was really upset that he had to chuck away all the gold and get rid of the biggest part of the mueseum but if it was going to explode the museum he had to do it.
Dan and his team of archeologists were not famous not rich but happy people with happy families, and guess what even boney joe was happy. Despite their happiness the owner of the museum wasn’t happy himself. He really wanted treasure, but even more than that he wants to find his own treasure. The archeologists went to the museum to see if he was ok and he said he wants to be an archeologist himself. The archeologists said ‘we will think about it’. 2 seconds later they said ‘for sure’. Now they officially lived like very happy people in very happy lives. THE END.
